Thursday, 31 March 2016
Thursday, 24 March 2016
17/3/16 day of a life of a camp toilet.
It is the worst day of my life.
Ew yuck that was gross. The camp kids didn’t flush the toilet. I am a poor toilet that just gets used and used. I could escape from El Rancho Camp away from these pesky kids because I am gross with puke in it. No one cares about me. I just get used by hundreds of kids everyday. But one day I was sleeping and sleeping. Suddenly someone turned on the blurry light but it wasn’t one person it was a mum with a girl that had lovely golden hair. Oh no is something bad going to happen to me? Oh no it must be cleaning time. Cleaning time is the worst thing that has happened to me. I feel shivers down my spine. Just then someone put something in my face. It was a toilet brush. I am furious not just furious really furious. I smell pukey and I have got poos and wees and worse of all I have got farts in me. But you can’t do that to me I said. But just as I said it someone sat on my face. It wasn’t a someone it was a something and that something was a bottom just as I yelled out something drop on my face it was a poo. Yuck yuck I think I am going to be sick I am really annoyed but when I say I am really annoyed I say I am really really annoyed. But mind you that was quite nice with that toilet brush it was quite tickly in my throat. But I don’t care I just want to sleep but I don’t want to wake up again. But I have got goo on my toilet sent and bubbly cold water that is yucky. I was cold when that pesky kid flushed me. I wondered what will be my next adventure? It might be that I could become a sink one day.